morning everyone
Feeling: not so awakePlaying: 98.0FM
Location: TSP
yes.. i am at work on a monday morning and not in school. decided to skip lecture cos going there makes no point. I don't understand what the "doctor" says cos his slang of English (from China) makes it almost impossible to understand a word. tsk tsk.. i know what's YY gonna tell me... you're so bad! hence proven.
i msn her just 5 min ago cos the msn alert popped up telling me that she just signed in... and here is what she tells me after i told her i am at work and not in school.
^y2keiko^ - ... says:
Bad Gal....
..:: shar ::.. **i am a living contradiction** says:
yar.. i am so bad
^y2keiko^ - ... says:
hehe
..:: shar ::.. **i am a living contradiction** says:
"you're so bad"
^y2keiko^ - ... says:
yaya...."you're so bad..."
can't help but laughed at our silly joke. it's even funnier than what i am going to share with you abt Nick the Dragon Slayer
Nick the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the
beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this
would be death.
One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch.
The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts.
The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and was touted as a hero. Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins.
With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the King, shooed him away with no payment made.
The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear.
The King immediately summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer...
MORAL OF THE STORY: Pay your bills.
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eh! How can mitch? we're Catholics. must be pure in thought and deed. later your Godmama scold you arh.. *giggles*
okies! it's time for work. btw, i am still pms-ing. getting all the nonsenses this month. cramps, headaches, outbreak, tired-ness, irritatibility (did i get the spelling right?), bloated-ness... argh.. it's depressing naming it out. just the outbreaks makes me really depressed. is it THAT hard to maintain good skin? I need good skin care products. yesh! it's time for Ettusais Supplement Pills!!!
lalalala.. elmo song. it's payday on friday or Saturday. lalalalala.... elmo song! oh, did i mention to you guys that elmo wakes me up every morning with "Elmo loves you". hard not to wake up when someone tells you that "he" loves you. yeh?
kae. have a good day and week ahead.
*goes to think abt my mmsp project....... in deep pile of lao sai (for the benefit of my non-chinese speaking readers: watery feces) already larh...*
posted by JL @ 8:26 AM
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